send me a '★' and i'll put my ipod on shuffle and...
Harry: what's bigger than my penis?
Liam: my heart. what's bigger than my heart?
Louis: my ass. what's bigger than my ass?
Niall: MY APPETITE!
Monday: I should just do my homework today because i'm sick of procrastination...yeah i'll do it today, time for a change! :) ...Actually, i have the whole week ahead of me, i'll do it tomorrow
Sunday: Shit shit shit wtf school's tomorrow
people from school: aw yea gettinn high on 4/20 on a friday night
me: eating grapes while staring at my tumblr dashboard and realizing one direction will never be mine
me: i have come to the conclusion that harry is my favorite.
liam: *semi strips in twitcam*
niall: "sometimes, the girls hug the other guys and i just smile, but it hurts"
zayn: VAS HAPPENIN
louis: i like girls who eat carrots
liam: oh by the way, my smile's so darn cute and my accent is too
niall: i find everything amazing and i find everything funny..and i'm irish!
zayn: i'm really vain and shy at times, but i also have my loud side
louis: IM THE MOST HILARIOUS BRITISH MAN YOU WILL EVA MEET
harry: hi ;)